Hello beautiful traveler of earth, you just happend to stumble upon our designated spot on the world wide web. This e-shop for earth is our online platform for all third stone devices products.
Star fleet to scout ship, please give your position
I am in orbit around the third planet from the star called the sun
May this be Earth?
Positive. It is known to have some form of intelligent species
I think we should take a look
Strange beautiful grass of green
With your majestic silver seas
Your mysterious mountains I'd wish to see closer
May I land my kinky machine?
Although your world wonders me
With your majestic and superior cackling hen
Your people I do not understand
So to you I shall put an end
Then you'll never hear surf music again
from Jimi Hendrix - Third stone from the sun
Well, we ended up crashing on the planet... and then we thought it was so very special... galaxy's grooviest piece of land ! so we kind of stuck around and even though we still do not understand you, biped people we do love the mysterious sounds of your earthian music so to you we bring our precious cosmic devices !
*All our psych machines are unique, they are meticulously made by hand with upcycled high grade components from old stocks to offer an alternative to the industrialized products on the market and to avoid waste of earthian ressources that already exists.